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Peter Pan x Reader

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Reader uses they/them pronouns

Summary: Your childhood hero, Peter Pan, whisks you off to Neverland. 


You’re the product of a simple upbringing in Edwardian London. Your parents led modest lives, work modest jobs, and live in a rather modest home on the outskirts of the city. 

One of the many joys from your childhood was your father’s stories. Right before bed, your mother would tuck you in and in would step your father, back from a busy day at the cannery. He always came into your room to tell you a tale full of pirates, adventurous youths, mermaids, and indigenous people of faraway lands. Your favourites always involved Peter Pan and his fairy companion Tinker Bell, and the way they were able to outsmart the treacherous Captain Hook and his crew of cruel pirates. 

But you’re older now, creeping closer and closer to adulthood, and you’re too old for stories. But that doesn’t mean you still don’t dream of Peter Pan and his lost boys whisking you away to Neverland, joining in their fun as they battle the inhabitants of the Jolly Roger and play their odd game of “Set ‘em loose” that the boys play with the natives. 

You found yourself yearning rather strongly for the mystical island one night before bed, dressed in your pyjamas and straightening your blanket and pillow before you lie down. 

“Room’s rather stuffy…” you muttered to yourself as you opened up your window. It was Summer, so you didn’t have to worry about catching a cold with the pleasant weather. 

You felt a warm breeze on your face, closing your eyes as the wind caressed your cheeks. 

Brushing your hair out of your face, you dimmed the gas lights before sliding into bed and nestling under the blanket. 

Your eyes were only closed for five minutes before a strange noise filled you ears. It sounded equivalent to wind chimes and the soft fluttering of a bird’s wings. At first, you simply brushed it off as noises from outside; you did leave your window open. However, the noise grows louder, as if it is closer to your ear. Immediately, you sit up in bed, readying your hand to swat what you believed to be a bug. 

Instead, you’re met with a small girl, probably the size of your palm, with beautiful translucent wings sprouting from her back. Although you had never met her before, you’re instantly met with a feeling of familiarity. 

“Tinkerbell,” you breathed out in astonishment. Your father had described her well, from her full face to her blonde hair.

She emitted a small noise, one you could only assume was out of surprise. The fairy made an attempt to leave, but you begged her to stay. Obeying, she flew back to you with caution. 

“You’re real… you’re actually real.”

You thought the stories your father had told you were simply that: stories. But yet, the fairy’s mere existence proved you wrong, as she had rested herself upon your raised knee. Still at a loss for words, you continued to stare at the magical creature until you heard a voice.

“Tinkerbell! Tink, where are you?” 

This was when you realized that, during your initial excitement, that a boy had snuck into your room via the open window. 

You gasp in surprise, shifting your weight and accidentally moving the beautiful fairy off of her comfortable seat. She shakes a puny fist at you in anger, before moving over to who you know recognized as Peter Pan. 

Your first thought? He’s gorgeous. 

His auburn hair, though dark in the dimly lit room, appears soft and thick. His black eyes are enough to make you swoon. His dimples make you want to squeal at his baby-faced appearance, and his rosy cheeks were decorated with freckles. 

Your heart felt like it wanted to burst out of your chest.

The handsome boy finally turned his attention to you. 

“Tink, I do believe we’ve wandered into someone’s home.”

Yeah, no shit. 

He flies closer, before landing on one of your bedposts. 

“What’s your name?”

You noticed he was rather rude, just like your father had portrayed him. Not even bothering to apologize for essentially breaking into your home. 

“(Y/N),” you wanted to respond coldly; an attempt to show to him that you weren’t fond of his lack of manners. However, your excitement and genuine curiosity overpowered your more negative demeanor. “And you’re Peter Pan, right?”

“The one and only!” He looked rather pleases with himself as he said that, your recognition definitely inflated his ego. 

His eyes light up with a certain look on his face. The kind of look one gets when they have an idea. 

“Say! Why don’t you come with Tink and I back to Neverland?”

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Anonymous asked:

Ehe... can i get uuuh Brahms and Chucky with a Male Reader hcs? Ehe..

slasherbabes answered:

I’m sorry, hon! I don’t write for chucky :’D


Brahms x male!S/O

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Brahms:

  • He will be way more comfortable around another male, maybe to comfortable. You will often bump into him due to how close he’ll get. Brahms will also try to wear your clothing and look through your dresser. Brahms will also watch you undress or even shower, he’s a pervert who has no shame. Good luck. Brahms will..try to check down there to see..you know. Just carry a spray bottle in case or not. Brahms will let you see his if you want, again, this man has no shame.


  • He’s very grabby, often trying to get a feel of you in any way that he can. Brahms will mostly grab your ass, thighs or hips and his grip is pretty rough so it will leave marks. Sleeping in the same bed with him is uncomfortable since he hold you in a tight grip and will not let you go unless you had to go to the bathroom. It can be a hot as fuck and you both can be sweating but he will continue to hold you. He doesn’t care.


  • Brahms doesn’t know how to groom himself or take baths so you will need to help with that. Brahms will at first, hate this but overtime he’d grow to enjoy it. Baths with him..ugh, be careful, this man will pull you into the tub with him. While your screaming at him, Brahms will start to take off your clothes. Silly, you can’t wear clothes in the bath tub! Take them off.


  • That doll of himself, he’ll carry it around and at times press it’s face to your cheek as if the doll was kissing you. Brahms will giggle and go “mwah!” while doing his child voice. Brahms’ hands control the dolls hands and poke you with them. He’ll do this if you aren’t paying attention to him. Let him have his f u n.
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Originally posted by helmi-laine

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thewugtest

if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know

  • a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going
  • wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that
  • they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not
  • a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting
  • a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed
  • if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now
  • young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it
  • letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day
sad-gay-potato

I wanna know who did this research.

thewugtest

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well, i did!

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agentscarters

anyway jeff bezos could eradicate homelessness. he could literally give each homeless person 100k and it would only take less than .5% of his entire wealth. what the actual god giving fuck

the-prolefeed

Why do you think they deserve it

anarcho-kaibaism

Well shelter is a basic need, and would at the very least allow them a place where they can get back on their feet. Food water and shelter are necessary for a healthy body and psychology. There’s also the fact that they’re people too, and a little help goes a long way in making a decent community. There’s plenty of reasons

the-prolefeed

Yeah they need stuff, but why does every homeless person deserve 0.5% of someone’s income

teaboot

You have five hundred apples, and just one day to eat them all. 

You pass by a small crowd of hungry children, and decide you’d rather 455 apples go rotten than give them to some snotty brat who isn’t your problem.

It doesn’t matter how hard you’ve worked for your 500 apples, or that you aren’t the parent of any of those kids. in the moment you decide to walk away, it doesn’t matter why they’re hungry, or who owes who what.

You had the opportunity to help people, you had the ability to help people, you had the resources to help people. You had everything you needed to make a small, tiny little difference in someone’s life, and you decided not to.

What are you going to buy in your lifetime that’s worth more to you than your own humanity?

just-pansexual-things

What are you going to buy in your lifetime that’s worth more to you than your own humanity

i-sold-my-soul-to-thefandom

Reblogging for the very, very important lesson

smarter-than-the-republicans

Sometimes I wish there were a Hell if only for the visuals of a bunch of rich shit heads wandering around on fire asking “Where’s my money?!”

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